What Why (soon to be LP)
She was discovered lapping up coffee and reciting erotic poetry to her stuffed bunny Fred. Now no one knows for sure how close the relationship between her and her bunny is, but with the fear of her temper, we don't intend on finding out. We're just happy to have her.

Lil' Beth
Lil' Beth searched high and low to find a midget cast to perform with. Her prayers to be the tallest person on cast were, sadly to say, never to be. She was performing with a trained monkey in a side show when the monkey went bonkers and chased her across six states landing her right in the lap of our humble menagerie.