Johnny Reb
After loosing the war of the south this lonely troubadour traveled the vast wasteland of Arkansas preaching the word of Discordia. None being able to decipher his Jack induced language he was imprisoned in a small farming community home of presidents and Johnny Walker. He escaped but not before their cruel experiments left him missing about two inches off his neck and a permanent lisp. He Escaped to sunny California where he was fed and giving a place to live by our cast director, not being able to restore him to a useful member of the community, Dr. Shocker decided to put him to work in the only thing he would be semi-capable in the position of Crim.