Rowan
After years of being the first Garbage Pail Kid pin-up model, Rowan found her life lacking excitement and meaning. She tried hanging with the deranged beatniks of mental institutions, she tried alligator wrestling in Florida, she even tried professional organized trailer park jello wrestling. But nothing could will that void in her life till she stumbled into on of our shows drunk covered in duck tape.

 

Kitty Kat
This Forensic Scientist for the Cartoon Network studies which cartoons are pornographic and which ones aren't. This study has brought forth some of the most disturbing portions of Adult Swim. While in her free time she loves to cruise the boulevard in her vintage pinto looking for hookers who can speak farsi and carving spam into busts of our great political hero's.