Chiisai Kage
Chiisai Kage came to us after spending many years in a WWII Japanese concentration camp where he forgot his English name and most of the language all together. Now a master of Engrish and The Pale Dragon fighting style he is in search of his real parents. Little does he know that those parents relocated to Cuba during the Cuban Missile Crisis. So for now he performs Riff while scouring the darker sides of the internet for his parents and ebay to increase his rather large collection of chia pets.........

 

Jewlock
This Ex-Rabi had a falling out with the church when he questioned the Tora. He felt that it may just be possible that Buddha was the Messiah and that his entire region was discovered in a cracker jack box. After his excommunication he decided to shave his head and research all religions for the truth. Currently he is a Hari Krishna and has collected more than $1,000,000,000.00 at LAX but it is believed his use of opium poppies opposed to daisies might have something to do with it........